Jack Bauer

Personally not a big fan of 24, but still funny

1. Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
2. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
3. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
4. Someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the damn bomb was.
5. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
6. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
7. "You don't know Jack!" is a blessing among terrorists.
8. Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
9. Jack Bauer once took a whole vial of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
10. When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
11. In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
12. Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Source: Wiki Man Code