The Munchkin Test

(1) You are NOT a munchkin if you roll 3d6 for stats.
You MAY be a munchkin if you roll 4d6 and drop the lowest.
You ARE a munchkin if you roll 4d6 and keep *all four*.

(2) You are NOT a munchkin if you play a fighter with a normal sword.
You MAY be a munchkin if you play a fighter with a +5 sword.
You ARE a munchkin if you play a *thief* with a +5 sword.

(3) You are NOT a munchkin if your familiar is a black cat.
You MAY be a munchkin if your familiar is an imp.
You ARE a munchkin if your familiar is an intelligent, spell
casting Sphere of Annihilation.

(4) You are NOT a munchkin if you can kill an orc in one round.
You MAY be a munchkin if you can kill a tribe of orcs in one
round.
You ARE a munchkin if you can kill Orcus in one round.

(5) You are NOT a munchkin if you play a half-orc.
You MAY be a munchkin if you play a half-elf.
You ARE a munchkin if you play a half-tarrasque.

(6) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a Decanter of Endless Water.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a Rod of Treasure Detection.
You ARE a munchkin if you have a Ring of Infinite Wishes.

(7) You are NOT a munchkin if you have a Potion of Plant Control.
You MAY be a munchkin if you have a Potion of Giant Control.
You ARE a munchkin if you have a Potion of DM Control.

(8) You are NOT a munchkin if you say... "Wow... I've never even
heard of that magic item..."
You MAY be a munchkin if you say... "Those are great... too bad
I used up the other one I found"
You ARE a munchkin if you say... "Put it in the bag with the
other ones..."

(9) You are NOT a munchkin if you mourn a character's death.
You MAY be a munchkin if you don't mourn a character's death.
You ARE a munchkin if you don't understand the concept of
character death.

(10) You are not a munchkin if you know of a Wand of Wonder.
You may be a Munchkin if you use a Wand of Wonder.
You are a munchkin if you MADE a Wand of Wonder.

(11) You are not a munchkin if you enjoy adventuring in towns.
You may be a munchkin if you don't enjoy adventuring in towns.
You are a munchkin if you enjoy removing towns from the map.

(12) You are not a munckin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a Rapier.
You may be a munchkin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a Vorpal
Sword.
You are a munchkin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a shotgun.

(13) You are not a munchkin if you make characters up for enjoyment.
You may be a munchkin if you make characters up for something to
do.
You are a munchkin if you make characters up to use up all the
18's you "rolled".

(14) You are not a munchkin if you based a character on Catti-Brie.
You may be a munchkin if you based a character on Drizzt
do-Urden.
You are a munchkin if you based a character on Lloth.

(15) You are not a munchkin if you own many AD&D supplements.
You may be a munchkin if you own ALL AD&D supplements.
You are a munchkin if you owned all AD&D supplements before you
started playing AD&D.

(16) You are not a munchkin if you fear the Tarrasque.
You may be a munchkin if you defeated the Tarrasque.
You are a munchkin if you domesticated the Tarrasuqe.

(17) You are not a munchkin if you haggle over the price of a room.
You may be a munchkin if you haggle over the price of the Inn.
You are a munchkin if you don't need to haggle over the price of
the Inn.

(18) You are not a munchkin if you play a Human Cleric.
You may be a munchkin if you play an Elven Bard.
You are a munchkin if you play an Illithid Pscionicist.

(19) You are not a munchkin if you cast Magic Missile.
You may be a munchkin if you cast Chain Lightning.
You are a mucnhkin if you cast Chain Minute Meteors.

(20) You are NOT a munchkin if your heart has been broken by an elf
maid.
You MAY be a munchkin if you sword has been broken decapitating a
dragon.
Your ARE a munchkin if a Tarrasque has been broken running into
you.

(21) You are NOT a munchkin if your bard writes bad poetry.
You MAY be a munchkin if your PC writes Royal Edicts.
You ARE a munchkin if your PC wrote the Bible.

(22) You are NOT a munchkin if your cleric prays to Ilmater.
You MAY be a munchkin if your cleric prays to Bane.
Your ARE a munchkin if Bane prays to your cleric.

(23) You are NOT a munchkin if your PC dreams of someday meeting
Elminster.
You MAY be a munchkin if your PC dreams of someday being
Elminster.
You ARE a munchkin if your PC vaguely remembers killing
Elminster.

(24) You are NOT a munchkin if your fighter is a Peasant Hero.
You MAY be a munchkin if your fighter is a Samurai.
You ARE a munchkin if your fighter is a Cavalier.

(25) You are NOT a munchkin if your mage has 20 Charisma.
You MAY be a munchkin if your mage has 20 Dexterity.
You ARE a munchkin if your mage has 20 Strength.

(26) You are NOT a munchkin if you quest to kill young red dragons.
You MAY be a munchkin if you quest to kill ancient red dragons.
You ARE a munchkin if you randomly encounter ancient red dragons.

(27) You are NOT a munchkin if you wield two daggers.
You MAY be a munchkin if you wield two scimitars.
You ARE a munchkin if you wield two halberds.

(28) You are NOT a munchkin if you ride a mule.
You MAY be a munchkin if you ride a heavy warhorse.
You ARE a munchkin if you ride a Nightmare.

(29) You are NOT a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a big ball!".
You MAY be a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a ball with
tentacles and eyes!"
You ARE a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a Beholder, and it's
eyes do death ray, disintegrate, color spray...."

(29a)You are not a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a ball with
tentacles and eyes!"
You MAY be a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a Beholder, and
it's eyes do death ray, isintegrate, colour spray...."
You ARE a Munchkin if you say "It's a Beholder and now I can make
wands that do death ray, disintegrate, color spray...."

(30) You are not a munchkin if you play a human enchanter.
You might be a munchkin if you play an elven invoker with the
maximum number of fireballs allowed.
You are a munchkin if you play a vampire
transmuter/necromancer/invoker/abjurer/enchanter/illusionist.

(31) You are not a munchkin if you wear chainmail+1.
You might be a munchkin if you wear platemail+10.
You are a munchkin if you prefer a tank to armor.

(32) You are not a munchkin if you flee from beholders.
You might be a munchkin if you launch acid arrows at beholders at
close range.
You are a munchkin if you launch ice storms at beholders at close
range.

(33) You are not a munchkin if you prefer leather armor over
chainmail.
You might be a munchkin if you cast detect magic on every armor
you have found.
You are a munchkin if you design a spell that tells you how many
plusses a magic suit of armor has.

(34) You are not a munchkin if you like improved invisibility spells.
You might be a munchkin if you prefer only 9th level spells.
You are a munchkin if you prefer to design your own 90th level
spells.

(35) You are not a munchkin if you think your party could destroy a
lich.
You might be a munchkin if you think you could beat a lich
singlehandedly.
You are a munchkin if you think you could beat a dracolich
singlehandedly.

(36) You are not a munchkin if you post messages about fighting
tarrasques on Usenet.
You might be a munchkin if you design a webpage on how to beat
tarrasques.
You are a munchkin if you can't figure how to get Usenet and WWW
over your Nintendo.

(37) You are not a munchkin if you like a good brawl with a group of
orcs on occasion.
You might be a munchkin if you enjoy a good brawl with a group of
vampires on occasion.
You are a munchkin if you get bored with brawling with a family
of shadow dragons.

(38) You are not a munchkin if you think Raistlin Majere is the
world's greatest mage.
You might be a munchkin if you think you are the world's greatest
mage.
You are a munchkin if you never really considered you might not
be the world's greatest mage.

(39) You are not a munchkin if your familiar is a frog.
You might be a munchkin if your familiar is a dragon.
You are a munchkin if your familiar is Nuitari.

(40) You are not a munchkin if you play AD&D with the core books only.
You might be a munchkin if you play AD&D with all the player and
DM option books.
You are a munchkin if you play AD&D with real weapons and LSD in
a steam tunnel.

(41) You are not a munchkin if your favorite magic item is your cloak
of elvenkind.
You might be a munchkin if your favorite magic item is your ring
of wishes.
You are a munchkin if your favorite magic items are all ten of
your Orbs of Dragonkind.

(42) You are NOT a Munchkin if your mage has a Spellbook
You MAY BE a Munchkin if your mage has several Spellbooks
You ARE a Munckin if your mage has Elminster's Spellbooks

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